Wednesday, 18 September 2013

Top 10 Tips for Creative Writing + Book Recommendations

Not a very creative title for a post all about creative writing, I know but today’s post is going to be my thoughts on studying creative writing, some tips for writing short stories and - oh why not? I'll even throw in some book recommendations as well!

Yes, my full degree was English and American and Creative Writing. Since that's a bit of a mouthful, I usually just say English and American Lit and all is fine and dandy in the world. Most people find the idea of studying creative writing is the equivalent to a chocolate kettle, and admittedly, it does sounds strange to put a word limit or deadline on writing poetry or short stories.

When I was applying for my degree I didn’t know what to expect from my creative writing modules and if I’m honest, even after three years of studying it I still don’t know if I loved it or hated it!

Of course they are no 'rules' with creative writing. This list is full of contradictions and is by no means a step-by-step guide to writing the next Harry Potter series. If it was that simple, we would all have a successful novel under our belts! These are some tips that I have learnt during my three years of studying the subject...

1. Avoid cliché
   This one is a little ‘pot, kettle, black’ (see what I did there?) because everyone uses clichés.  They exist because they have an immediate resonance with people. If I write ‘heart pounding, palms sweating’ you know that someone is anxious. However, try and think of something a bit more off the wall (another cliché!).  ‘Sally’s mouth felt like a desert’? Try ‘Sally’s felt as though her tongue was in a cracker eating competition which banned the consumption water.’

2. Writing is not therapy
  There is a reason why therapists charge lots of money to hear your life story, because quite honestly, nobody else wants to hear every. gory. detail. Self-indulgent writing is fine for a first draft but that’s where it should stay.

3. Sex
   It isn’t shocking, it isn’t daring and quite frankly it gets a bit boring to read. Same goes for drugs.

4. Write what you know 
   This relates to point number 3. You can always tell immediately when someone is writing about something they have never experienced. If you write about what you know it will always sound more believable and the end result will be something far more enjoyable for the reader.

5. Stuck for ideas?
   Writer’s block. Been there, done that and felt like ripping my hair out. But sometimes you simply don’t have time for writer’s block because you need to hand an assignment in. Like the common cold, there is no known quick fix for writer’s block. But may I suggest ‘object writing’. Think of an object in your room (study/bedroom/kitchen). Describe it. Write a list of associations – words, feelings, places, and people. Where does it take you? Does the object have a story of its own? What is your relationship to the object? Sometimes the exercise can form a plot of its own, other times it is just the kick you needed to carry on writing.



6. “Say what?!”
   I would always try to avoid using dialogue in my short stories because it always felt so forced or unnatural. Then someone told me to start reading plays to get a better understanding of how dialogue should flow.

7. Observe
   If you are stuck for ideas. Go out with your notebook and observe what is around you. Real life is often far more strange than anything you can conjure up in your head. Plus, it is always helpful to have some details noted down which you can use in the future.

8. Show, don’t tell
   This can be hard, especially when developing characters. A lot of popular fiction will introduce characters with a short description with their personality traits. The aim with ‘show, don’t tell’ is to illustrate the personality instead of saying it outright. Don’t tell me Beatrice is sneaky, show me that she is through the choices she makes as a character.

9. Get feedback
   In my first year I was terrified at the prospect of showing another person my writing, never mind a discussion with the entire seminar group! In all honesty, you just have to ignore any feelings of embarrassment and just get on with it. In the second and third year, my seminar groups organized small meet ups where we would discuss material we had posted onto the group Moodle page. Feedback is so important; not only can it help you get a better mark, it also improves your ability as a writer.

10. READ!
   The more you know, right? Try and find writers whose style you love and admire because it will undoubtedly inspire you to keep on at it.


Well this leads me very neatly to my book recommendations!


[L-R, The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath; The Pianist, Wladyslaw Szpilman; Less Than Zero, Bret Easton Ellis; Pastoralia, George Saunders; True Tales of American Life, Paul Auster]

These books are brilliant examples if you are planning to write about the self without sounding indulgent. True Tales of American Life, is actually a collection of anecdotes and the perfect example of the how there is something special in the mundane. 

Even if you aren't studying creative writing, I thoroughly recommend that you check these out!

Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Getting a little cheesy - Nostalgic Bread Recipe

I am lucky enough to have truly wonderful memories of my grandparents. My grandma, who held my hands as I took my first tentative steps into the sea, would collect me from nursery in her electric blue Fiesta and whose kind and loving hug I took for granted as a child and long for as an adult. My grandpa, who would sneak me his home grown tomatoes, even though it was almost dinner time and who like Scheherazade had a thousand stories to tell, varying from his childhood to just make-believe.

My most treasured memory of my grandparents - or even my childhood - involves more food. What a surprise! My grandpa and I would walk from their house to a little garden shop. I remember it being a tiny, higgledy piggledy place with terracotta pots and bunches of flowers balanced everywhere. But we didn't go there for the plants, oh no. We would skirt around them until we reached the back where there was a small café which served homemade teacakes with plenty of butter. Not yet full, we would wander down to Safeway and pick up a "wheel" to have for lunch. Perhaps a trip to the local toyshop and then we would hurry back to my grandparent's, where I would get to choose a film. I had several 'proper' films to pick from, but I would always end up watching the old battered copy of Mary Poppins that someone had recorded from the TV. I even loved the old adverts that would run in between...



(love the First Choice one at the end!)

But hold up. Hang on. What the heck is a "wheel"?! 

You mean you haven't heard of the Safeway wheel - a gloriously cheesy, round loaf of bread, topped with a mouthwatering mix of onion, tomatoes and poppy seeds?

Don't be too alarmed. Apparently Google hasn't heard of the wheel either. I tried to find a photo of it - alas! My search was fruitless. Well now, this is a travesty that can't go on any longer.

I present to you my recipe for the Safeway Wheel - the food of my childhood and the perfect pick-me-up as the days get colder.

[I used the The Great British Bake Off 'Learn to Bake' (available here) recipe for the 'Easy Bread Rolls' as I have used it time and again and I know it produces a soft dough - everything else is by me!]


You will need:

- 500g Strong White Flour
- 1 packet of fast-action yeast
- 300ml lukewarm water
- 1 tsp salt
- ½ onion
- Grated cheese
- Handful of tomatoes
- Poppy seeds
- Milk
- Olive oil (for greasing the baking tray)




1. Sift the flour into a large bowl, add yeast and salt and mix together
2. Add the water, using your hands press the mixture together until you have a soft dough (if it is sticky add 1 tbsp of flour, too dry add 1 tbsp of water until the consistency is soft and no crumbs are left in the bottom of the bowl)

3. Begin kneading! Add a little flour to your work surface and begin working the dough.  Basically pull, fold, turn and repeat for 4 minutes.




4. Leave dough under a bowl for 10 minutes.



5. Repeat kneading for another 4 minutes.
6. Sprinkle a little flour into the bottom of the bowl and place the dough inside. Cover the bowl with clingfilm and a tea towel in a warm space (it was still sunny when I made this so I let mine sit outside) and leave for 1 hour. After about 45 minutes preheat your oven at 210°C (fan), 220°C (if not).



7. Time to prepare your toppings – slice your onion horizontally and pop out the rings. Slice your tomatoes. I've read online that you should soak your poppy seeds in milk before baking, but to be honest I don’t think it is necessary. However, this is why my poppy seeds look a little funny.



8. Woah! Look at that monster. Now that it has doubled in size, take it out of the bowl and place on an oiled tray (my photo shows baking paper – do not do this unless you fancy peeling it off at the end *hint* that isn't a fun job)



9. Squish the dough a bit until it resembles a thick pizza.



10.   Brush with milk and then start adding the toppings! – I did cheese, onion, tomatoes, poppy seeds and more cheese!



11.   Bake in the oven for 20-25 minutes. You may need to cover the bread during the last 5-10 minutes with foil as the onions tend to catch.



12.   Once baked, remove from the tray and allow to cool.




13.   Cut into wedges and serve with butter.


Perfect on its own or even better served with a chunky tomato soup. Watching Mary Poppins is optional but thoroughly recommended for the true nostalgic experience.

So, what do you think of my first recipe post?  Single handedly taking photos whilst kneading isn't exactly a piece of cake (or should I say, slice of bread - ho ho ho!) but I think I will do more baking posts - maybe something sweeter next time?

Monday, 9 September 2013

Bus Passes, Bank Accounts and Housemate Etiquette: A Graduate's Guide


You've got your place at university sorted. 

You've bought the kettle, cutlery and the duvet. 

You've stalked ahem "looked up" your new housemates.

and....

You are completely and utterly terrified.

It's okay! Welcome back to my trusty Graduate's Guide (part 1 here)
and b r e a t h e


1. Bank accounts - try and sort out your student bank account ahead of time. If you are going to a student town, the banks will be jam packed for the whole month of September and most of October. I chose Natwest as they offered the 1/3 rail fares but this was 3 years ago now, so make sure to do your homework.

2. Decorating your new room - whether you are in flats, halls or in a shared house, you will have a new room to settle in to. It will undoubtedly be quite ugly and barren when you first arrive - my room had a green, blue, orange colour scheme and the world's thinnest mattress. Once we had finished taking all my bags, boxes and suitcases out of the car, my mum suggested making the bed first as even if you don't finish unpacking everything that first day, at least you have a comfortable bed to collapse into.
As far as decor goes... bring photos, small frames, push pins and if your accommodation allows it, fairy lights. Most unis will hold 'poster' sales, where you can pick up discounted posters, which is fun to go to with your new roomies. Some places have a cork board but if they don't Poundland will normally have something suitable. I recommend printing out your timetable and sticking it on your wall (make sure you have a copy on your phone too!)

3. Bus Pass - if you are living off campus definitely find out what is available. Many unis offer a discounted rate during the first month of the winter term. However, leave getting one until you have your complete timetable and work out if it is really worth it. In my third year I only had 5 contact hours and it would have been more expensive to get a pass!

4. Don't have expectations - this might sound a little party-pooperish (not a word Spell-check? Well it should be.)but life isn't one long episode of Skins. Freshers is a bit scary. Don't panic if it isn't a big blur of clubs and house parties or that after the first week you haven't found a best friend for life. I spent the first night of Freshers chasing after the campus bar crawl, admitting failure and ending up in the kitchen of my flat with the only room mate I had managed to find before arriving, eating Danish pastries and chatting over a cup of tea. Not what I had imagined, but it became somewhat of a tradition for the second and third years.

4. Clean up after yourself and be considerate. That may sound obvious but I have experienced 1 week old raw chicken on chopping boards, towers of dirty plates and a housemate with a strange aversion to taking out the rubbish. Your mum might put up with it but most people won't. I'm not suggesting you stay awake at night scrubbin' the floors, just that you tidy up before it gets to the point that someone needs to call the Health Inspectors round!

4.5 - Edited to add this in, as my mum mentioned it and it is too important to miss out - do NOT get a house pet; goldfish, hamster, cat etc. University is a time to learn how to look after yourself, not a small furry thing. They need vaccinating, feeding and cleaning. Do you fancy cleaning up cat litter after a night out? Just trust me, a pet sounds like a good idea until you have a kitten clawing at your feet as you walk downstairs. 

5. Have a walk around the campus with your parents/family/whoever has given you a lift and get familarised with your new surroundings. Find the launderette on campus if there is one, if you are off campus look around the town, find the supermarket nearby or the campus library. Take this opportunity to have a wander around with people you know and you will feel more confident about finding the building for your first seminar.

+ Oh, and don't be mean to your parents, even if they are embarrassing because, believe it or not, you're going to miss them like crazy. I know after my mum left, I was the first of my housemates to arrive and I just sat there, with all my new bits and bobs and all I wanted to do was run after their car! Don't worry, homesickness is totally normal and you will soon settle into your new home!

Well... that's it folks! The adventure is just beginning for you. 
Work hard, get involved with societies, laugh, pour a Snakebite, have your first all-nighter, spend more time in a library than Matilda, experience student cuisine and.... now that would be telling!


Any advice or questions?  Leave a comment below.